Friday, October 17, 2008

{No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!}

I love her.
I really do.
She is practically perfect.
And usually, even when she's not perfect,
she's so cute it doesn't matter a bit.

Like when she was a puppy and went potty in the house.
No problem.

Or like when she had an upset belly after being spay and
had explosive poopies all over our bedroom floor in the
middle of the night. We figured it out and held her close
until she felt better.

Or when we experimented with leaving the house without
putting her in her crate and she ate through the duvet
cover, comforter, top sheet, fitted sheet, and mattress
pad. We gave her a kiss, got them fixed and realised she
wasn't ready to be left along without being in her crate.
Our bad.

But this. This is just NAST-EE.
Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.

I was sitting on the couch last night, watching TV past
my bedtime, when I heard something in the hall.
I got up to take a peak and there was Norah. Cute
and looking pretty innocent. Must of been hearing
things, I thought. But then I heard it again, and this
time when I got up to check, she was in my office, just
inside the doorway. Looking rather guilty, I might add.
I flipped on the light and that's when I saw The Nast.
She had pushed the litter box away from the corner and
...You can figure out the rest. EWWWWWWWWWWW!

It's going to be days -- maybe weeks -- before I can
bring myself to exchange kisses with her. That's so
gross!


(Of course, I still love you, Norah.)

7 comments:

Lis said...

i cant guess. im really dumb. DID SHE EAT IT? yes im dumb i said that! stop laughing at me!!! What ever happened im sure it was gross. the things im thinking anyway! EW.

t dawg said...

is it terrible that all I can do is giggle at this???

he he

i really am sorry, though. i guess it's one of the joys of being a dog owner. and it's especially hard because you know they don't understand that cat poop is off limits. to them it's just a special treat!

dogs are so weird...

Kristi said...

BAD Norah!!!! No eating POOP!!!!!
Nasty is right!! LOL

PS I need to see your Hawaii pics....please post some soon!!!

Trujen said...

Oh, I'm so sorry Sam.
Trina used to do that if we'd forget to close Mickey's room. YUCK! I don't miss those days.

The litter sits in their belly for days making them get sick for days. Oh, it's so gross!
Has Norah passed it yet? Is the getting sick phase over yet? I hope so.
You poor lady! I feel for you.

carlene federer said...

More proof that you just can't gross out a dog, lol!

Sue Thomas said...

Uh oh!!!! Guess she couldn't resist the temptation any longer - lol!!!! We have to keep a raised gate in the doorway where the litter box is so kitties can get in but dogs are kept out because this totally grosses me out as well!!!!

Jen said...

Dogs love cat poop - there is no wtwo ways about it. Remember how I mentioned the idea of a kitten last week? We decided to wait for that very reason - need a new basement door after the remodel before we can put a litter box down there - Reggie's nose can smell the candy a mile away!